hancock

By calrocks

…actually kinda sucks.  i know, i know.  it seems like such a cool premise.  and we all love will smith.  he really showed off some acting chops the first three quarters of i am legend.  i was expecting a super hero style follow up.

but i got hancock instead.

it’s like the producers all sat down around a table having drinks and said we got a hundred million bucks and will smith to make kind of a new spin on super hero movies. 

then instead of going out and getting a writer, they sat there and made a list of all the cool things they would do if they had super hero powers.

and then they only had 45 minutes of movie and a couple really cool trailers.

someone said, hey you ever see my super ex girlfriend?

and someone else said, yeah, yeah.  let’s throw something like that in there for our second plot twist.

i really should have gone to see Wall-E and tried to talk to that smoking hot milf that was taking her kid to see it in line right in front of me.  i even had the chance to jump behind her in the pop corn line.

screw you will smith.

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One Response to “hancock”

  1. patrick Says:

    Hancock looks like interesting spin on the latest superhero movie craze… if nothing else at least Will Smith tends to be pretty funny

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