i don’t know if this story just didn’t get pitched to the Die Hard people or what, but this should have been Die Hard in the White House.
Gerard Butler does his best John McClane, disregarding authority, crackin’ wise and killing terrorist. of course you could also call this movie Gerard Butler Kicks Ass for an Hour and a Half.
it’s a good time. the president gets abducted in his own saferoom located in a bunker underground beneath the white house while a virtual army of North Koreans dressed like Mexican immigrant lawn workers lay seige to the White House.
it’s a bit of an unbelievable set up to say the least. like i’m pretty sure there’s gonna be a missle lock on any unidentified aircraft well before it gets over Chesapeake Bay…and some old WWII looking boat isn’t going to blast 2 modern fighter jets out of the sky…or maybe.
once you get over that and the idea that the President, the VP and the Secretary of Defense could end up in the super security, nuclear safe bunker under the White House, this movie is freakin’ awesome!
it’s a total dude flick. there’s violence and profanity galore.
Gerard Butler, super CIA secret service dude gets kicked off the Presidential detail because during an accident he saves the President (Aaron Eckhart) but let’s the First Lady (Ashley Judd, who makes quite a stunning First Lady) plummet to her frosty grave. not that there’s really a choice in a situation like that for a secret service guy, but whatever.
a while later there’s an attack on the White House and they really go all out. there’s explosions and thousands and thousands of rounds of ammunition fired. bodies go down but they just keep coming on both sides. i like to think the real secret service guys will put up a better fight anyone really tries something like this, but hey. it’s a movie and we gotta get Gerard Butler in there to fuck shit up.
and fuck shit up he does.
Morgan Freeman is Speaker of the House and apparently if the President and VP are both incapacitated he assumes the role of the President until an election can be held? i should really know this stuff…but anyway, Morgan Freeman is just always money.
Dylan McDermott, Melissa Leo, Angela Bassett and Rick Yune also star and are all very good and believable for the most part. sometimes the script doesn’t give even the best actors much to work with and there’s a few times i was left wondering like what? but then they blow some shit up and i just move on.
best action flick of the year so far.
i’ma go a two large soda, large popcorn combo and a snuck in pack of m and m’s on Olympus Has Fallen.