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best vampire movie of the year.  period.

it’s set in the 80’s so you already know i loved the soundtrack.  and it’s always good to see ronald reagan on news clips in movies.  just makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.  and the little boy, kodi smit-mcphee reminds me of one of my best friends in middle school.

and there are no faggy sparkle in the light vampires.  this is full on burst into flames in the sunlight vampires.

the action is quick, violent and bloody.

i think this film is billed as being somewhat of a horror movie, but it’s a really dramatic horror movie.  i don’t normally like horror movies but i really liked this one.  it’s a love story.  a real effed up one.

but it’s simple, it’s sweet and it’s believable.  ya know, a little whimpy boy kinda being neglected and left to himself to deal with stuff like bullies at school meets a 12 year old vampire girl who’s obviously got her issues, and the hit it off.  it just gets a little complicated when she’s gotta feed on the neighbors.

it’s a great movie.  this will be added to the halloween section of my movie library fo’ sho’.  it’s creepy and sweet at the same time.  which, it itself, is creepy and sweet too.

the little girl is the little girl that was so awesome in kick ass.  chloe grace moretz.  and she’s just as, if not more awesome in this one.

the father is the dude that played the dad on six feet under.  richard jenkins.  and the guy plays the policeman is great too.  elias koteas.  the cast is excellent.

this is going in my top five movies of the year so far.  it’s really that good.  it hasn’t been a particularly good year in movies mind you, but go check this thing out.  it’s ‘specially good for this halloweeny time of year.

new moon.

oh my god, i’m in love with you and you’re a vampire.  please don’t leave me.

i’m  a vampire and we can’t be together so i have to leave you.

oh, i’m so sad i wake my poor father up in the middle of the night screaming out for you.

hey, you’re not so bad.  i don’t care your a werewolf just please don’t leave me.

i’m sorry, i’m a werewolf i must leave you so you’ll be safe.

waaaa waaaaa waaaaaaa.

i’m sorry i left you.

no, i’m sorry i left her.

no, you left her.

but i’m sorry i left her.

waaaa waaaa waaaa.

okay.  i think i can get now why this thing is such a huge success with girls and women around the world.  it’s all about that obsessive kind of love we all get.  it feels like everything is life and death.  and that kind of feeling has an impact with women and girls.

but holy crikey this crap is just god awful.  would someone hire a script writer?  please.

the only person in this film that seems to have a freaking clue is the chick bella goes to the movies with.

bella is crying the whole time because people she loves keep leaving her.  while she’s leaving those who love her.

what a peice of crap.  it’s pretty.  it has some nice photography and even a witty line here and there.  “i guess the wolf’s out of the bag.”  being the best line in the movie.

if i had a negative rating, i would use it.  i could beseech you to not see this film.  but i know you are going to anyway.  and then you’ll come see it again.  and again.  and again.  this is why the terrorist want to kill us.  i almost want to kill myself for watching this thing.

the last trailer before the movie started was some other peice of romance drivel starring robert pattinson and i immediatly regretted staying to watch this thing til three in the morning.

jacob is freaking ripped though, i’ll tell ya that.  and he spend the entire movie shirtless.  something for you ladies out there.  and he looks great.  i mean, brother did some sit ups.  taylor lautner.  dude’s got a career in the wwe if he wants it.  i have a feeling we are going to be seeing this cat playing the hunky hero in lots of movies in the next few years.

hell, i think i’m getting a crush on him.