old school.

Old School.

 

Okay, Joe Dirt is the second funniest movie made in the last ten years.

 

I forgot how freaking funny this film is until I watched it again the other night.  I think I laughed out loud in almost every scene.

 

I could start to name my favorite scenes but then I’d just be doing a play by play of the movie.

 

What can really be said about this movie other than go buy it.  Right now.  If you’ve never seen it, get up, drive to wal-mart and buy it.  If there’s a video store that sells used DVDs closer than the wal-mart, go there.  It will be cheaper.  But just go and get this film.

 

Will Ferrell shoots himself in the jugular with a tranquilizer gun at a child’s birthday party.

 

Really?  What else do you need?

joe dirt.

without a doubt the apex of david spade’s career.  and we thank you for it.  i thank chris farley for it.  if that fat bastard hadn’t overdosed himself with sex, booze and cocaine, the world would be without joe dirt.

it would have been joe dirt but farley would have played dirt and david spade would have been giant frozen poop.  praise allah.

instead, we have arguably the best comedy in the last ten years?  it is funny still right now and it came out in, oh i just looked it up.  2001.  so best comedy in the last seven years.  name a funnier movie since then?

name one you can watch over and over.  laughing just as hard the second time around?  don’t you bust outloud everytime you hear, “i’m your sister, i’m your sister”.

i know i do.

you can get it for five bones at the wal mart.  and it’s just as suitable for children as anything else that’s on.  joe dirt learns valuable lessons and teaches a positive outlook on life regardless of your circumstances.

ten mop buckets out of ten mop buckets.